Sports Recap

Oi, the Seahawks actually did it! That was unbelievable that they won and now that they have I have to say that I thought they would all along. In fact I predicted it, I said, I think they might win big (or they might lose a close one).

And win big they did, 34-14 just as I predicted, over those hapless losers, those Washington Generals of the NFL football set, the Carolina (meow) Panthers.

Oh, it was so great, Matt Hasselbeck was the star throwing pinpoint passes to his pesky receivers who ran and jumped high to catch them and Shawn Alexander carried the load, darting and dashing all over the field, dinking and diving his way to 134 yards a playoff record of stupendous proportions at least for him it was a personal record.

The defense was AWESOME in particular Lofa Tatupu and especially Rocky Bernard who gave a few of his Suga Bear Shakes that signify the sack of the opposing quarterback and who brought the crowd to its feet in a mighty roar.

The Panthers who had riddled the best defense in the whole freakin' league last week, the Chicago Bears, had a lot of problems with the Stingy Seahawk defense and they managed only a meager amount of yardage, pathetic really.

Panther quarterback in a Seahawks induced Daze

Jake Delomme, the Panthers quarterback (who looked like either Ashton Kuchner or some guy from a sitcom that Chris had seen once) looked like he was in a DAZE, a Seahawks LETS PLAY TOO MANY MEN ON THE FIELD IT LOOKED LIKE THAT THEY WERE ALL OVER THE PLACE SO MUCH induced daze (as it turned out).

The Seahawks DARED TO DREAM and for their efforts are now going to the Big Ult Tomato, the Super Bowl.

Omigoshalmightyholycrimony

Let's just hope the 12th man is able to dream too, and not get intimidated by size of the whole thing. There's already been some people who have gulped and said to themselves, omigoshalmightyholycrimony what have we done?

A case in point is the article by Steve Kelly in the Seattle Times this morning, the headline for it reading, "Super Bowl loss can be difficult to Shake".

What? The Seahawks have just won the NFC Championship game two days ago and this joker is already talking about LOSING the Super Bowl?

That's what I mean -- Seattle is FULL of provinical people who do well in their safe secure environment who have trouble rising to the occasion, have trouble dealing with the Big Time. Oh, they might give it the ol' college (Purdue) try, but in their hearts they would just as soon lose the Big One and go back to moaning about how there has never ever been anybody nearly as good (he's like a GOD) and there never will be anybody better (you can take that to the BANK) than Dan Wilson because he's such a good guy in the clubhouse and he handles the pitchers (team era= 5.21) so well.

It'll be interesting to see what Art Thiel writes about this week, all his normal "I get it but you don't and I'll tell you why" angles seem to be non-existent although believe you me he'll find one you can bet your bottom dollar on THAT.

The twelfth man (that would be me and everybody of my ilk) need to jettison these guys who would try and DRAG US DOWN and keep our attention focussed on keeping our head on straight in Detroit and kicking some Big Time Booty.

We don't need small minds at this point. I think all you guys who can't handle it should go get your latte with Soy and peppermint and perhaps, Art, I would suggest that you can draft a nice article about what Safeco Field cost to build or those danged high prices that are paid to players that we PROMISE we'll read when we're done TAKING CARE OF SOME BIZ-NESS in MOTOWN!!!!

Puh-Leeze just let us do our work, and don't say anything (Steve Kelly I mean YOU!).