This was unexpected to say the least.
We all thought that the Slimey Seahawks would slime another loss (even though they've only lost twice this year) because they were playing on the East Coast and because it was snowing.
Not to mention, every team in the east seems to have guys with bigger muskels on them than the Seahawks have on themselves. I don't know where they get them all but they got them.
Weight Training Emphasized on East Coast
Maybe weight training and nutrition are emphasized more on the east coast.
On the west coast we emphasize spirituality, and believe you me, the Seahawks have a ton of that.
Other than spirituality, The Seahawks also have some really fast guys, guys willing to go out there and pop
somebody. That has become their nickname as it happens, Fast and Spiritual Guys Willing to Go Out and Pop Somebody.Fast and Spiritual Guys Willing to Go Out and Pop Somebody are unafraid of the whole world knowing that they serve Apple Cider and Hot Chocolate on the sidelines.
That's the spiritual side showing.
Bagels Spitting
I'm sure if you were to look at the Bagels side of the field, they would be drinking nails over there. And they'd be spitting.
So what happened? How did these guys win that game?
Danged if anybody can explain it except that the Seahawks (stupendous) said that the Eagles were dissing them and the newspapers were dissing them and EVERYBODY was dissing them.
So they had to SHOW people they were great.
This is the old newspaper clipping on the bulletin board tactic that every coach uses from time to time that I find kind of offensive.
Saying Something Mean
The Sonics used to have a guy Benoit Benjamin that George Karl would always say to him that the opposing center had said something mean about him. And then the next game he would say it again, that the next opposing center had said something mean.. And the next game and so on.
Benoit Benjamin had his best year. But he thought nobody liked him.
Michael Jordon seemed to manufacture things to make himself mad so he would play better. ("Did you just FART in my presence?! Oh, there's going to be HELL to pay now!!")...
No Matter
But no matter, beating a team 42-0 is still pretty good even though I'd rank that second half as one of the most boring second halves I've ever seen.
Most Boring Second Halves
1) Last night
Poor ABC. That's what they get for not ever scheduling the Fast and Spiritual Guys Who like to Go Out and Pop Somebody. That's also what Al Michaels gets for saying bad things about Minneapolis during the world series that time.
Al Michaels Bio
Al Michaels is a jerk.
And he's severely overrated.
Julie thinks he was in some sort of scandal where he was caught licking somebody's toes.
I don't know about that. I don't think that's right but if anybody would do it, it would be him.
I swear he had some script writer write that sign off he's famous for after the Americans won the hockey in the Olympics.
Do you believe in miracles? No, but I do believe in a guy who can't write his own stuff and who's as boring as all get out.
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